March 09, 2013

30 words and a passage

we got a task from our English lecturer.

accept
attach
bend
board
check
chop
delete
dial
discuss
dye
encourage
explain
hope
inform
insert
jog
lift
litter
look out
melt
press
print
recite
ring
salute
seal
serve
skin
slice
sort

using these 30 words, make a simple passage.

so, here it is.

Dear passengers, due to the weather, the plane will not be ready for take off. Please accept our apology. Attach your ticket alongside your passport and do not bend it as our attendance will check them. Insert your luggage to the scanner and pass through the steel detector as the security will look out if you have any suspicious belongings. We encourage you to inform our staff if you might have any things that can be considered dangerous. Do not board unless our security have seal your belongings. For those who have trouble with your ticket, dial our customer service as they will print back your ticket. Press the button behind your tag if you have trouble contacting the customer service. After the safety check is done, lift your luggage and slowly jog to the boarding room. Just so you know, you need to recite the Rukun Negara before you can board the plane so that you always remember that Malaysia is your homeland. Do not litter or the cleaner will skin you alive. Put your luggage to the respective roller to sort them up and salute the beg-attendance. Ring the red bell as soon as you finish with the salutation. As soon as you board, our flight attendance will serve you a bun, a slump of butter and a packet of dye. Slice the bun, melt the butter and dye your hair before you eat them. In case the flight attendance give you a piece of meat, chop it. I hope you understand what I have been explain to you all this time. If you still in the air, discuss with the person next to you. Delete this message as soon as you finish listening to it. This message will be self-destruct in 5 seconds. Thank you.

this passage is an announcement made by a ridiculous flight attendance. in case you doesn't notice it yet.

special thanks to Meor, Anas and Airil. and of course. Sir Dhaya, our LSP300 lecturer. :)

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