Serigala Besar dan Jahat

pertama sekali.

abaikan blogpost pacik sebelum ni. tu modal gelak bagi yang paham je. hahaha. dan ianya akan dipadam.

oke. ni cerita dia.

pacik pi Big Bad Wolf Book Fair tadi dekat Penang Time Square. punyalah kemain rambang mata pacik tengok buku yang bukan main banyak.

tapi kecewa sikit sebab Buku Fixi, Terfaktab Media, Lejen Press serta pengeluar buku indie seangkatan dengannya tak join Big Bad Wolf kali ni.

tapi takpe. itu tak jadi masalah sangat. sebab masuk masuk je nampak ni.

konpiden kan? style laa. tapi memang betul pun. buku memang sangat MURAH. percaya atau tak. Catching Fire tu harga cuma RM10 sahaja.

but pacik hate to break it to you guys. it was the last day the Big Bad Wolf is in Penang. next stop. Pahang. tapi pacik still tak tahu bila laa.

oh. apa yang pacik sempat sambar? haa. ni dia.

hasil sekeping Baucer Buku 1 Malaysia ditambah dengan not RM1 4 keping.

tak tahu laa pacik nak baca bila.

oke. dah. cukup. gila. epic.

30 words and a passage

we got a task from our English lecturer.

accept

attach

bend

board

check

chop

delete

dial

discuss

dye

encourage

explain

hope

inform

insert

jog

lift

litter

look out

melt

press

print

recite

ring

salute

seal

serve

skin

slice

sort

using these 30 words, make a simple passage.

so, here it is.

Dear passengers, due to the weather, the plane will not be ready for take off. Please accept our apology. Attach your ticket alongside your passport and do not bend it as our attendance will check them. Insert your luggage to the scanner and pass through the steel detector as the security will look out if you have any suspicious belongings. We encourage you to inform our staff if you might have any things that can be considered dangerous. Do not board unless our security have seal your belongings. For those who have trouble with your ticket, dial our customer service as they will print back your ticket. Press the button behind your tag if you have trouble contacting the customer service. After the safety check is done, lift your luggage and slowly jog to the boarding room. Just so you know, you need to recite the Rukun Negara before you can board the plane so that you always remember that Malaysia is your homeland. Do not litter or the cleaner will skin you alive. Put your luggage to the respective roller to sort them up and salute the beg-attendance. Ring the red bell as soon as you finish with the salutation. As soon as you board, our flight attendance will serve you a bun, a slump of butter and a packet of dye. Slice the bun, melt the butter and dye your hair before you eat them. In case the flight attendance give you a piece of meat, chop it. I hope you understand what I have been explain to you all this time. If you still in the air, discuss with the person next to you. Delete this message as soon as you finish listening to it. This message will be self-destruct in 5 seconds. Thank you.

this passage is an announcement made by a ridiculous flight attendance. in case you doesn't notice it yet.

special thanks to Meor, Anas and Airil. and of course. Sir Dhaya, our LSP300 lecturer. :)

alasanmu.

andainya kita terus bersama. belum tentu kita bahagia.

bukan cemburu. menyampah.

orang kalau tengah hangat bercinta ni memang tak ingat dunia kan? rasa segalanya milik dia. oh. apa? tak bercinta? tunggu yang halal? layan semua orang macam kawan? blaa. ingat aku percaya? kalau hati dah ada perasaan. macam tu laa.

oh.

Assalamualaikum.

itu kira mukadimah laa pasal apa yang aku nak cerita pagi ni.

"orang yang tolak orang lain yang dia tak suka atas alasan 'dosa bercouple' tapi layan orang lain yang dia suka macam couple dengan alasan 'layanan sama macam kawan yang lain'."

orang jenis ini. celaka. kerana apa? kerana mereka ini senang memberi harapan. dan senang lupa tentang harapan yang diberi. pada hujungnya. terus diam dengan kata hikmat mereka yang berbunyi.

"kita berkawan sahaja dahulu, jika ada jodoh. ada lah. kita berdoa sama sama ye."

dua tiga minggu lepas tu. berbual dengan orang lain umpama pasangan romantis.

jelik.

oh. aku bukan cemburu. aku menyampah.